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IN语·签名档·大全 / 精选签名档 / 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com 网络签名档大全 (MSN/QQ/BBS签名档) 投票 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:49:15 CST en <![CDATA[我要很多的爱，如果没有爱，那么就很多的钱，如果两件都没有，有健康也是好的。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9554 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9554 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:49:15 CST stanley911 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9554
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[戒烟。戒酒。戒爱。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9832 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9832 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:02:02 CST jojo 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9832
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[置之不理是对你最大的厌恶你知道不？]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9756 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9756 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:17:59 CST pengyangyang 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9756
4 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[你永远不能战胜一个纯傻逼,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你,这句话解释了一个困扰我很长时间的问题.....=.=]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9747 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9747 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:45:51 CST zhaoqi1010 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9747
8 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[是不屑还是眼高手低？]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9651 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9651 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:37:35 CST pengyangyang 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9651
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[如果上帝要毁灭一个人必先令其疯狂.可我疯狂了这么久为何上帝还不把我毁掉.]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9683 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9683 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:28:15 CST xianzan 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9683
7 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[如果說；婚姻是噯情の墳墓，那麼，離了婚，是不是可以算跳出了墳墓？？]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9604 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9604 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:16:53 CST abc 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9604
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[哥相信你有你的美丽、但是哥有哥的味道]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9517 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9517 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:32:55 CST xiajizzz 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9517
6 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[上天安排我做了个多情的人，却又安排我遭遇了无数绝情的人。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9552 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9552 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:31:13 CST stanley911 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9552
5 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[时间依旧从容不迫的快速行进着，我与它对峙、却突然开始慌张起来]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9612 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9612 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:25:37 CST xianzan 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9612
6 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[悲伤是一个在表演的小丑，别人的同情，是掌声。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9538 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9538 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:42:52 CST stanley911 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9538
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[美女都是一个样，丑女各有各的丑法。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9461 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9461 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:25:33 CST softbobo 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9461
4 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[罪过，一直以为自己因为麦蒂才爱上火箭，可麦蒂走了，依然放不下的仍是火箭，难道我爱的是姚明？！]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9466 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9466 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:22:27 CST dingding 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9466
17 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[将薪比薪的想一下，算了，不想活了.]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9367 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9367 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:38:37 CST pzinz 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9367
12 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[你攒够四块五，我也攒够四块五，我们就可以去民政局结婚了。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9333 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9333 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:37:24 CST pzinz 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9333
14 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[如果你容不下我，说明不是你的心胸太狭小，就是我的人格太伟大]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9336 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9336 Thu, 18 Feb 2010 08:56:38 CST jojo 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9336
5 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[哥除了服春哥就服春晚了！]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9292 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9292 Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:07:36 CST a307366141 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9292
14 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[春晚最大的看点刘谦：你要我从哪个地方穿过去？董卿：中间吧。刘谦：董卿小姐，坚硬吗？董卿：坚硬。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9269 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9269 Sat, 13 Feb 2010 10:41:30 CST a307366141 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9269
53 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[路上听到一哥们情绪激动地打电话：对！国足进3个球了!没错！是男足！没错没错！是和韩国比赛！什么？对方？对对对！对方也是男足！...]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9216 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9216 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 10:34:22 CST onmyway 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9216
8 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[错误我来犯，后果大家承担。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9205 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9205 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:00:53 CST softbobo 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9205
14 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[既然宅女们都自称“居里夫人”了，那我也不想叫宅男了--请叫我毕加索(闭家锁)！]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9145 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9145 Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:25:17 CST whoami 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9145
12 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[哥不提当年，因为哥当年不怎么牛B，哥不谈现在，因为哥现在喜欢沉默]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9117 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9117 Sat, 06 Feb 2010 08:14:51 CST 381793547 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9117
7 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[就算生活只是个杯具，哥也要做个官窑上品青花瓷杯具]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9022 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9022 Thu, 04 Feb 2010 02:50:49 CST onmyway 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9022
10 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[有事找我，没事找事找我。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9073 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9073 Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:39:38 CST stanley911 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9073
7 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[喜欢烟在嘴里的味道，又苦又涩，却又从不离开的感觉 Like the smoke flavor in the mouth, Shibuya bitter, but the feeling has never left]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8938 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8938 Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:36:26 CST ztncb 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8938
5 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我给自己起了一个外国名字：压力山大!]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9052 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9052 Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:29:53 CST whoami 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9052
17 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我掏口袋的时候，一把钥匙掉了，当时没有发现，后来回去找！在路边有对小情侣在那里，男的突然激动的说：是谁的？到底是谁的？我当时以为是钥匙连忙说：我的，我的！是我的后来才知道，原来那女的怀孕了。。。。可怜我的脸啊。。。疼了几天]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8945 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8945 Sun, 31 Jan 2010 01:12:41 CST whoami 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8945
28 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[你是镜中花，从此我是天上月。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8955 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8955 Sat, 30 Jan 2010 09:01:50 CST Huangkeqin204319 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8955
9 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[海子说：从今天起，早睡，早起，做个不再熬夜的人]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8889 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8889 Sat, 30 Jan 2010 01:37:21 CST zero-sea 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8889
10 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我们每个人都是戏子，却在旁笑看别人演戏。。。。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8726 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8726 Sun, 24 Jan 2010 07:11:03 CST dolly 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8726
11 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[昨晚遇见一N久未见的MM，闲谈中问到她和她新交的男友在“那方面”是否性福时，只听MM叹了口气说道：“哎，他是开F1的……”]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8782 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8782 Sun, 24 Jan 2010 04:25:10 CST onmyway 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8782
4 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[看完《Avatar》后，最大的舒服在于：网上所有的关于Avatar的新闻都可以放心的点着看了，前一段时间总是避开不看，有时点错了，都要闭上眼睛。现在好了。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8715 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8715 Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:18:48 CST whoami 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8715
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[生命这么长，等你几年算什么。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8741 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8741 Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:17:28 CST comedian 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8741
10 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[姐长期奔放,找不到矜持的方向。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8701 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8701 Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:45:33 CST comedian 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8701
12 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我有一个房子，面向大海，却被强拆。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8683 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8683 Wed, 20 Jan 2010 10:56:39 CST onmyway 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8683
4 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[格式化自己，只为删除你。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8668 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8668 Wed, 20 Jan 2010 06:43:40 CST comedian 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8668
17 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[横溢的不只是才华，还有腰间的脂肪。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8676 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8676 Wed, 20 Jan 2010 05:28:35 CST hanxming 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8676
10 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[哥多的不是钱，是寂寞]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8402 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8402 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 06:11:38 CST kafeiwuai 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8402
5 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[钱能买到的东西，最后都不值钱。但生活大部分东西还得靠钱买。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8494 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8494 Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:51:57 CST zero-sea 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8494
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我的洗具都没洗..]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/8588 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8588 Sat, 16 Jan 2010 08:06:57 CST pathzl 自嘲 http://www.msnqm.com/story/8588
3 投票人数 ]]>