IN语·签名档·大全 / 精选签名档 / 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com 网络签名档大全 (MSN/QQ/BBS签名档) 投票 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:52:20 CST en <![CDATA[雷锋做了好事不留名，但是每一件事情都记到日记里面。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9789 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9789 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:52:20 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9789
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[理想很丰满，现实却很骨感。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9788 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9788 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:52:19 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9788
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[妈妈问我有男朋友了么,我说没有,妈妈说：这个可以有,我说：这个真没有……]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9787 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9787 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:52:17 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9787
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9783 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9783 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:52:16 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9783
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[西游记告诉我们：凡是有后台的妖怪都被接走了，凡是没后台的都被一棒子打死了。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9782 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9782 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:52:15 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9782
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我深信，会有一个男人是为受我的折磨而来到这世上的。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9781 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9781 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:52:14 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9781
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[红豆不长南国，长我脸上了，真相思！]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9780 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9780 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:52:14 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9780
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走我走。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9779 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9779 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:52:10 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9779
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我是你转身就忘的路人甲，凭什么陪你蹉跎年华到天涯？]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9797 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9797 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:57:41 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9797
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[老娘法眼一开就知道你是个妖孽了。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9805 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9805 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:02:16 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9805
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[说金钱是罪恶，都在捞；说美女是祸水，都想要；说高处不胜寒，都在爬；说烟酒伤身体，都不戒；说天堂最美好，都不去！]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9802 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9802 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:27:26 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9802
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9784 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9784 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:47:30 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9784
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[他们说我是BT，让我去做CT，结果我是ET。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9813 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9813 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:46:43 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9813
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[当生活心怀歹毒地将一切都搞成了黑色幽默，我顺水推舟把自己变成了一个受过高等教育的流氓。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9792 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9792 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:48:06 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9792
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9786 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9786 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:25:32 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9786
11 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[哥不是那街上算卦的.说不出你喜欢的话]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9823 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9823 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:21:34 CST tshaohao8023 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9823
6 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[爸爸 妈妈 去上班 、 我去 幼儿园]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9824 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9824 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:21:33 CST tshaohao8023 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9824
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9785 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9785 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:43:42 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9785
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我当年也是个痴情的种子，结果下了场雨……淹死了。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9816 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9816 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:38:52 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9816
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[很多人说婚姻是爱情的坟墓，但是能够入土为安的爱情总比暴尸街头要好 。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9817 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9817 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:38:09 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9817
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[哥不是那神.长不出你喜欢的模样]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9820 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9820 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:37:50 CST tshaohao8023 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9820
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[鄙视我的人那么多你算是老几呀]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9825 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9825 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:09:48 CST tshaohao8023 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9825
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[跌倒了，爬起来再哭~~~]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9729 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9729 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:18:30 CST xiaqiudaye 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9729
5 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[老子不但有车，还是自行的……]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9733 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9733 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:18:20 CST xiaqiudaye 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9733
6 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[当有人装酷时,哥都会低下头......不是哥修养好,哥是在找砖头.]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9765 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9765 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:17:40 CST 451865380 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9765
21 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[今天是3月4日，可以丢3落4，可以挑3拣4，可以说3道4，可以颠3倒4，还可以朝3暮4，不3不4，但要遵守3从4德，不要勾3搭4，一年就这一天，朋友悠着点噢！]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9655 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9655 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:12:21 CST sandyxv 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9655
6 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[遇到色狼的是你怎么不是我啊！]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9607 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9607 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:07:55 CST sandyxv 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9607
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[活着的时候开心点，因为我们要死很久。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9734 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9734 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:15:11 CST xiaqiudaye 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9734
5 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[开心了就笑，不开心了就过会儿再笑]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9739 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9739 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:14:36 CST xiaqiudaye 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9739
5 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我爸说过的最让我感动的一句话：“孩子，好好学习吧，爸以前玩麻将都玩儿10块的，现在为了供你念书，改玩儿1块的了。"]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9738 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9738 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:45:57 CST xiaqiudaye 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9738
8 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[厦大站坐公交车，上来一个和尚（厦大边上就是南普陀寺），上来一直在讲电话，到了将军祠站（大概有20分钟了），那和尚突然大声吼了一句“你到底还爱不爱我?” 整部车突然安静了下来。。。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9750 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9750 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:45:48 CST zhaoqi1010 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9750
4 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[如果模仿哥可以使迩出名，请迩继续。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9740 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9740 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:53:36 CST xianzan 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9740
8 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[干掉熊猫，我就是国宝！]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9728 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9728 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:18:54 CST xiaqiudaye 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9728
8 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我想早恋，可是已经晚了……]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9715 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9715 Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:42:35 CST sandyxv 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9715
7 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[迩长的很有杀伤力！]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9672 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9672 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:28:03 CST xianzan 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9672
3 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[如果有人爆料你的糗事~~千万不要害羞哦！~甮管男女~回他一句：“爺快活~怎讲……哼~”]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9637 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9637 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:31:06 CST abc 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9637
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[我彻底理解了。。大伙的哑口无言。。。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9563 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9563 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:30:27 CST sandyxv 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9563
2 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[青春一直在我脸上负隅顽抗，久久不肯离去…]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9620 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9620 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:24:25 CST xianzan 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9620
5 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[当你想丢点什么的时候请想想，千万别丢脸。]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9555 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9555 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:45:27 CST stanley911 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9555
4 投票人数 ]]> <![CDATA[“不是说男人和女人之间没有纯洁的友谊吗！” “没有我们可以创造嘛！”]]> http://www.msnqm.com/story/9574 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9574 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:45:09 CST sandyxv 搞笑 http://www.msnqm.com/story/9574
3 投票人数 ]]>